- me: makes a mistake
- me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
People who can buy anything they want.
(Source: fuckyeahwizardry)
when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
